well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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