My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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