You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize