How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
soo... how was my night?
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