You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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