He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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