well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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