So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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