This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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