You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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