Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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