A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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