I hate all girls vehemently.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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