Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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