this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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