You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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