no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You almost got us killed.
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