That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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