Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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