If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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