Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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