areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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