I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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