yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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