yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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