Where is the hickey?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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