# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
