I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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