if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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