YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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