My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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