Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
