i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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