Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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