Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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