Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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