turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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