The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
