Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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