do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I fill condoms, not promises.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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