Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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