dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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