when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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