for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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