He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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