let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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