I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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