I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize