i think i have herpe
just one?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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