i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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