i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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