The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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