Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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