your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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