As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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