I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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