dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
